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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Lets try something new....

It's my FAVORITE time of the week!
It's time for:

For those of you who are new:

Just like cartoons early Saturday morning ...
When you would get up early on PURPOSE to wrap yourself in a blankie, big bowl of cereal in your lap and watch silly shows till you couldn't laugh anymore??
Everyone likes to laugh. I haven't met many people who don't. We all love to laugh, or smile, giggle to ourselves, or laugh out loud so randomly that the people around us wonder if they need to call for help...
(That last one is my FAVORITE pass-time)

Well I know that I do. I also know I LOVE to make others laugh, therefor..  
"Silly Saturdays!"

Sit back, drink some coffee, chow some cereal, and remember what its like to just laugh. there is nothing else that matters in the world...

Share them with your friends. Keep them to yourself. You can even join in and share what YOU'VE got!
All I ask, is that you smile, relax, and Laugh!

Don't forget to leave you thoughts, questions, requests and <3 in the comments below!!


The following laughs thanks to:

Dear bitchy customers,
Be nice to me. I could be your doctor someday.
Sincerely, working her way through medical school
Dear noses,
Please stop running. 
That is our job.
Sincerely, feet.
Dear girl wearing a cross in her cleavage,
Jesus doesn't belong there.
Sincerely, real Christian girl
Dear 8 ball,
Please learn to answer 'why' questions.
Sincerely, seriously, I need answers.
Dear Lady Gaga,
It's ok. I have a st-stuttering problem too.
Sincerely, P-p-p-porky the Pig
Dear old men at the gym,
Wearing short shorts does not make your manhood look any more attractive.
Sincerely, the world
Dear dip,
I want you all over me
Sincerely, chip
Dear customer,
Please save me the story about how you've been coming to the bank for 90 years.
You still have to show your ID.
Sincerely, teller
Dear cheese,
You complete me.
Sincerely, macaroni
Dear Morgan Freeman,
How much would it cost for you to narrate my life?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear man in the car picking his nose,
Please realize that just because you are in your car 
doesn't mean you are hidden from the world.
Sincerely, I can see you
Dear Facebook,
Please change "single" to "ridin' solo."
Sincerely, it's cooler being single that way
Dear patient,
Your last minute brushing and flossing 
will not save you from my wrath.
Sincerely, the dentist
Dear Trojan condom commercials,
Way to make things awkward.
Sincerely, teenagers who watch TV with their parents.
Dear Scrabble,
Screw You.
Sincerely, Dyslexic people

Dear parents,
Nobody actually wants you to have a Facebook, 
we are just too afraid to tell you.
Sincerely, your children

Dear Men,
We'll start making sandwiches for you, when you start asking for directions.
Sincerely, Women.
Dear toaster,
Please stop scaring the crap out of me 
when you're done.
Sincerely, almost had a heart attack

Dear world,
When life gives you lemons, ask for tequila and salt.
Sincerely, a wise person
Dear parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. 
Snow White lived alone with 7 men. 
Pinnochio was a liar. 
Robin Hood was a thief. 
Tarzan walked around without clothes on. 
A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him. 
Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
Sincerely, it's not our fault, it's how you raised us


 The following laughs thanks to:



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Anonymous said...

So, I don't have an iPhone, so I guess I don't understand how the auto-correct works like that. But they are hilarious!

And many of the DBPB are so true. Especially the one about the sandwiches and directions. I'm gonna go post that as my Facebook status now, just for my 19 year old brother who's the kind of guy who expects the woman to be in the kitchen.

Ashley said...

I almost peed myself laughing. This is too funny! :) Thanks for making my day!

<3 Ash

Jaimie said...

:) im glad you ladies enjoyed them this week! :)

Anonymous said...

Stopping by from the weekend hops to say hello and to follow.
Have a great weekend!

TexaGermaNadian said...

Happy Comment Love Day! And thanks for the laughs from the funny post above. I just love all the random things online and the stupid laughs that accompany them :) Thanks for linking up to FTLOB!!

Galit Breen said...

Loving, smiling and seriously LAUGHING! Thanks, girl! I needed that! XO

Jaimie said...
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Jaimie said...

A big thanks to all the New followers! i will be visiting as many of YOUR site's today as I can! :)

TexagermaNadian - I always love putting together the SillySaturday posts each week! I'm Glad you enjoyed it!

Galit - Well good! Thats what I was Aiming for! :)

Kim said...

Wow today has been kinda rotten but now . . .well the tears are rolling down my face & the family is saying What? and I so not sharing. :) Thanks!

Jaimie said...

kim - thats awesome! your comment made me smile! :)

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