It's my FAVORITE time of the week!
It's time for:
For those of you who are new:
Just like cartoons early Saturday morning ...
When you would get up early on PURPOSE to wrap yourself in a blankie, big bowl of cereal in your lap and watch silly shows till you couldn't laugh anymore??
Everyone
likes to laugh. I haven't met many people who don't. We all love to
laugh, or smile, giggle to ourselves, or laugh out loud so randomly that
the people around us wonder if they need to call for help...
(That last one is my FAVORITE pass-time)
Well I know that I do. I also know I LOVE to make others laugh, therefor..
"Silly Saturdays!"
Sit back, drink some coffee, chow some cereal, and remember what its like to just laugh.
...like there is nothing else that matters in the world...
Share them with your friends. Keep them to yourself. You can even join in and share what YOU'VE got!
All I ask, is that you smile, relax, and Laugh!
Don't forget to leave you thoughts, questions, requests and <3 in the comments below!!
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Dear driving instructor,
The guy behind me was waving at me? Oh... not using all his fingers...
Sincerely, thanks for that.
Dear Vegetarians,
If I drew faces on everything in the produce section of the supermarket, would you starve?
Sincerely, curious carnivore.
Dear Ms. Frizzle,
Be my science teacher?
Sincerely, falling asleep.
Dear health class movies,
why do you always say "the male penis...?"
Sincerely, is there a female penis?
Dear weatherman,
Mostly sunny means the same thing as partly cloudy.
Sincerely, stop trying to make it sound better.
Dear mosquitos,
Please, keep it G rated...
Sincerely, itching my boob.
DDear Geico,
If 15 minutes can save me 15% or more, how much can 100 minutes save me?
Sincerely, willing to stay on the phone for as long as it takes.
Dear Walmart,
So, Google and I talked it over and we agreed that you
can be in on our world domination plans.
Sincerely, Facebook.
Dear Mom,
Are the dinner guests going to be hanging out in my room?
Sincerely, then it's staying messy.
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not really an "Auto-correct"... but still awesomesauce:
