It's my FAVORITE time of the week!It's time for:
For those of you who are new:
Just like cartoons early Saturday morning ...
When you would get up early on PURPOSE to wrap yourself in a blankie, big bowl of cereal in your lap and watch silly shows till you couldn't laugh anymore??
Everyone likes to laugh. I haven't met many people who don't. We all love to laugh, or smile, giggle to ourselves, or laugh out loud so randomly that the people around us wonder if they need to call for help...
(That last one is my FAVORITE pass-time)
Well I know that I do. I also know I LOVE to make others laugh, therefor..
Sit back, drink some coffee, chow some cereal, and remember what its like to just laugh.
...like there is nothing else that matters in the world...
Share them with your friends. Keep them to yourself. You can even join in and share what YOU'VE got!
All I ask, is that you smile, relax, and Laugh!
Don't forget to leave you thoughts, questions, requests and <3 in the comments below!!
The following laughs thanks to:
Dear lady in front of me with the six screaming kids under the age of 9,
You see that box of condoms that mysteriously appeared in your cart?
Sincerely, A Good Samaritan.
Meet me in the corner.
Dear Marshmallows and Chocolate,
What do you say to a threesome by the campfire?
Sincerely, Graham Cracker.
Dear Four-Year-Old Self,
Seriously... take the naps now while you still have the chance.
Sincerely, College Student Self.
Dear hormone-crazed teenage boys,
I hope you still appreciate slutty Halloween costumes
when they start showing up on your thirteen-year-old daughters.
Dear Google Image Search,
That WAS NOT what I was looking for.
Sincerely, Scarred for Life.
Do it yourself!
Please hold on just one more minute!
Sincerely, Its Almost Commercial Time.
Dear Crunchy Leaves,
Thanks for being so fun to step on.
I came. You were drunk. So I left.
Jokes on you.
Sincerely, Bed Wetter.
You want No-Shave November? Bring it on!
Dear Nosey Parent,
If you didn't go looking through my room, you wouldn't find stuff you'd rather not. Stop blaming me.
Sincerely, Annoyed and Grounded Teenager.
Thanks for the help.
Dear Undercover Police Car,
The police license plate, light on the mirror, and 3 extra antennas
didn't give you away at all...
Sincerely, Nice Try.
We now accept payment in the form of: an arm, a leg, your first born child or your soul.
Sincerely, The Government.
Dear children on leashes,
Now you know how we feel.
Sincerely, the dog.
I feel your pain... No one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
I know your eyes are up there... I wasn't looking at your eyes.
Sincerely, a guy.
WTF man?! It's not your turn yet!