It's that time again!!
Just like cartoons early Saturday morning ...
When you would get up early on PURPOSE to wrap yourself in a blankie, big bowl of cereal in your lap and watch silly shows till you couldn't laugh anymore??
Everyone likes to laugh. I haven't met many people who don't. We all love to laugh, or smile, giggle to ourselves, or laugh out loud so randomly that the people around us wonder if they need to call for help...
(That last one is my FAVORITE pass-time)
Well I know that I do. I also know I LOVE to make others laugh, therefor..
"Silly Saturdays!"
Sit back, drink some coffee, chow some cereal, and remember what its like to just laugh.
...like there is nothing else that matters in the world...
Share them with your friends. Keep them to yourself. You can even join in and share what YOU'VE got!
All I ask, is that you smile, relax, and Laugh!
Don't forget to leave you thoughts, questions, requests and <3 in the comments below!!
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The following laughs thanks to:
Dear Muffins,
It's not that you're not one of us. It's just that you're the ugly ones.
Dear Vegetarians,
How many plants had to die to make your salad?
Sincerely, An Honest Carnivore
Dear World,
We are real, but for some reason you call us rhinos.
Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear Empty Wine Bottles,
Don't you judge me!
Sincerely, Single Girl
Dear Two Birds,
I'm coming for you.
Sincerely, One Stone.
Dear Guys participating in No-Shave November,
Be glad we don't.
You made that scratching post by hand just for me?
That's really sweet, and I'm touched.
But I'm still going to shred your sofa to pieces.
That's really sweet, and I'm touched.
But I'm still going to shred your sofa to pieces.
Dear Romeo,
PSYCH!!!
Sincerely, Juliet
Dear Math,
Please understand that as teenagers,
we can't even solve our own problems.
we can't even solve our own problems.
Sincerely, High School Students
Dear Hooters,
Thank you for your breasts, I mean wings.
Sincerely, lonely old man.
Dear Student,
Who ever told you 'no question is a stupid question' was lying.
Sincerely, put your hand down
Dear mom, Go to my room where my iPod, TV, cell phone, laptop and books are? OK!
Sincerely, being punished is awesome.
Dear Mom,
You can call me a son of a bitch all you want.
Maybe some day you'll realize why I laugh so hard.
Maybe some day you'll realize why I laugh so hard.
Sincerely, Your Son.
Dear Baseball Players,
Our balls are bigger.
Sincerely, Softball Players
Dear Bubble Wrap,
Thank You.
Sincerely, Easily Amused
Dear Snooki,
Please tell us how you escaped.
Willy is really starting to scare us!
His drinking has gotten worse... send help!
Sincerely, The Oompa Loompas.
Dear Pluto,
Your membership renewal has been declined.
Sincerely, the Solar System
Dear Environmentalists,
Please tell me you didn't just give me a paper pamphlet on 'How To Save Trees.'
Sincerely, Wow
Dear Pictionary partner,
Drawing circles and arrows around your picture
doesn't make the answer any more obvious to me.
Sincerely, is it a jackal?
Dear Bob The Builder,
Can we fix it?
Sincerely, Obama.
Dear Monday,
You stay the hell away from me!
Sincerely, Exhausted
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Try not to laugh!!! Betcha you can't!!
5 comments:
I especially like the Snooki one - and I don't even watch The Jersey Shore!
aha we always make fun of melissa and call her an ooma looma.. so that one is extra great! :)
She doesn't look that tan, though!
haha naw... because of the shortness... lol :)
Ah. Well that I can't really tell from the pictures :P
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