Silly Saturday is BACK!!

 

It's my FAVORITE time of the week!

It's time for:

For those of you who are new:

Just like cartoons early Saturday morning ...
When you would get up early on PURPOSE to wrap yourself in a blankie, big bowl of cereal in your lap and watch silly shows till you couldn't laugh anymore??

Everyone likes to laugh. I haven't met many people who don't. We all love to laugh, or smile, giggle to ourselves, or laugh out loud so randomly that the people around us wonder if they need to call for help...

(That last one is my FAVORITE pass-time)

Well I know that I do. I also know I LOVE to make others laugh, therefor..  

"Silly Saturdays!"

Sit back, drink some coffee, chow some cereal, and remember what its like to just laugh.

...like there is nothing else that matters in the world...

Share them with your friends. Keep them to yourself. You can even join in and share what YOU'VE got!

All I ask, is that you smile, relax, and Laugh!

Don't forget to leave you thoughts, questions, requests and <3 in the comments below!!

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Dear brain,

Please... you just remembered every line of that movie,

but you can't remember a single word of what I studied for this exam?

Sincerely, come on!

Dear computer,

Please stop being so attractive.

Sincerely, procrastinator

Dear students,

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Sincerely, multiple choice tests

Dear Customer,

I hope you felt really stupid when you made me get my boss to tell you the exact same thing I just told you.

Sincerely, 18 year old girl who grew up fixing motors..

Dear parents,

It could be worse. I could do drugs.

Sincerely, my Harry Potter addiction is completely under control.

Dear The Vow,               

If I woke up and a man that looked like Channing Tatum was my husband, I wouldn't question it.

Sincerely, teenage girl

Dear "What do you plan to do when you graduate?",

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

    but seriously, just try to pay my rent.

Dear People,

If you just filled the glass it's half full. If you just drank from it it's half empty.

Sincerely, Logic

Dear uterus,

Don't you think you should congratulate me for not

getting pregnant this month instead of punish me?

Sincerely, frustrated teenage girl

Dear mouth,

That sounded so much better in here

Sincerely, mind

 

Dear Americans wondering where their Hogwarts letter is,

Did you expect the owl to survive flying over the Atlantic?!

Sincerely, Blame a different wizarding school

 

Dear Furbie we just found,

You have been out in the rain for three days and have no batteries. How the hell did you just say "hello" to us?

Sincerely, running away screaming.

Dear world,

Youtube is red, Facbook is blue, I'm wasting time on the internet...

Sincerely, so are you.

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McDonald's, Disney Films, & Bubble Wrap.

It's my FAVORITE time of the week!

It's time for:

For those of you who are new:

Just like cartoons early Saturday morning ...
When you would get up early on PURPOSE to wrap yourself in a blankie, big bowl of cereal in your lap and watch silly shows till you couldn't laugh anymore??

Everyone likes to laugh. I haven't met many people who don't. We all love to laugh, or smile, giggle to ourselves, or laugh out loud so randomly that the people around us wonder if they need to call for help...

(That last one is my FAVORITE pass-time)

Well I know that I do. I also know I LOVE to make others laugh, therefor..  

"Silly Saturdays!"

Sit back, drink some coffee, chow some cereal, and remember what its like to just laugh.

...like there is nothing else that matters in the world...

Share them with your friends. Keep them to yourself. You can even join in and share what YOU'VE got!

All I ask, is that you smile, relax, and Laugh!

Don't forget to leave you thoughts, questions, requests and <3 in the comments below!!

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Dear person in the stall next to me, 

Your cough may have covered the sound, but it sure doesnt cover the smell.

Sincerely, not fooling anyone...

Dear Mom who just texted me GTTSBBSDITF,

Who in their right mind could ever figure out that means 

"Gone To The Store, Be Back Soon, Dinner In The Fridge." ?!?

Sincerely, Face Palm

Dear giant spider on the wall I'm about to kill,

on second thought, you can hve it. I really didn't want to be in that room anyways.

Sincerely, to terrified to kill you.

Dear strobe lights,

Thank you for making any dance look awesome!

Sincerely, people who can't dance

Dear Will.I.Am,

When you die, will your name be Will.He.Was.? 

Sincerely, Just curious

Dear Lady Gaga,

My dresses are still cooler than yours.

Sincerely,  Mrs. Frizzle

Dear people who say " $ can't buy you happiness."

$ can buy McDonald's, Disney Films, & Bubble Wrap.

Sincerely, Your SO wrong.

Dear Mom,

If my friends all jumped off a cliff its probably cause I did it first.

Sincerely, the Leader

Dear boy who asked why I wear a bra when I have nothing to put in it, 

Well you wear pants don't you?

Sincerely, Now what?

Dear Vegetarians,

My food craps on yours. 

Sincerely, I LOVE Hamburgers.

Dear Tweeters,

#Please #Stop #Hash #Tagging #Everything.

Sincerely, #Unnecessary

Dear Internet,

But I NEED all those tabs!

Sincerely, Stop being slow, I'm not closing them.

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1 picture & 1 simple thought for each day this year.

Today's photo:

Page 21 of 366 - Snow Covered Spring

I wanna be dinosaur...

It's my FAVORITE time of the week!

It's time for:

For those of you who are new:

Just like cartoons early Saturday morning ...
When you would get up early on PURPOSE to wrap yourself in a blankie, big bowl of cereal in your lap and watch silly shows till you couldn't laugh anymore??

Everyone likes to laugh. I haven't met many people who don't. We all love to laugh, or smile, giggle to ourselves, or laugh out loud so randomly that the people around us wonder if they need to call for help...

(That last one is my FAVORITE pass-time)

Well I know that I do. I also know I LOVE to make others laugh, therefor..  

"Silly Saturdays!"

Sit back, drink some coffee, chow some cereal, and remember what its like to just laugh.

...like there is nothing else that matters in the world...

Share them with your friends. Keep them to yourself. You can even join in and share what YOU'VE got!

All I ask, is that you smile, relax, and Laugh!

Don't forget to leave you thoughts, questions, requests and <3 in the comments below!!

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Dear light switch,

Why must you be so close to the garbage disposal switch?

Sincerely, scared the crap out of myself.

Dear pen that stops working when the test starts,

Yes, yes I did want to carve my answers into the paper.

Sincerely, thanks for that.

Dear AP Calculus,

It was easier to understand Inception...

Sincerely, failing.

Dear children,

Never take candy from strangers... unless it's Halloween.

Sincerely, makes sense, right?

Dear undercover police officer,

Please accept my apologies for reporting you to the in uniform officer.

Sincerely, I thought you were just stalking that girl...

Dear Band-aids,

How come when I need you to stay on, you fall off, but when I want to take you off, you refuse to let go?

Sincerely, this is ridiculous...

Dear Katy Perry and Nikki Minaj,

That moment when you both try to outdo Gaga's outfits and Gaga casually strolls in as a man...

Sincerely, awkward.

Dear diet,

If I wasn't supposed to have midnight snacks, 

why is there a light in the fridge?

Sincerely, hungry.

Dear pre-packaged peanuts,

What do you mean "MAY contain peanuts?"

Sincerely, it better...

Dear "you are what you eat",

YESSSS!

Sincerely, a dinosaur chicken nugget.

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ANGRY BIRDS!!!

It's my FAVORITE time of the week!

It's time for:

For those of you who are new:

Just like cartoons early Saturday morning ...
When you would get up early on PURPOSE to wrap yourself in a blankie, big bowl of cereal in your lap and watch silly shows till you couldn't laugh anymore??

Everyone likes to laugh. I haven't met many people who don't. We all love to laugh, or smile, giggle to ourselves, or laugh out loud so randomly that the people around us wonder if they need to call for help...

(That last one is my FAVORITE pass-time)

Well I know that I do. I also know I LOVE to make others laugh, therefor..  

"Silly Saturdays!"

Sit back, drink some coffee, chow some cereal, and remember what its like to just laugh.

...like there is nothing else that matters in the world...

Share them with your friends. Keep them to yourself. You can even join in and share what YOU'VE got!

All I ask, is that you smile, relax, and Laugh!

Don't forget to leave you thoughts, questions, requests and <3 in the comments below!!

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Dear driving instructor,

The guy behind me was waving at me? Oh... not using all his fingers...

Sincerely, thanks for that.

Dear Vegetarians,

If I drew faces on everything in the produce section of the supermarket, would you starve?

Sincerely, curious carnivore.

Dear Ms. Frizzle,

Be my science teacher?

Sincerely, falling asleep.

Dear health class movies,

why do you always say "the male penis...?"

Sincerely, is there a female penis?

Dear weatherman,

Mostly sunny means the same thing as partly cloudy.

Sincerely, stop trying to make it sound better.

Dear mosquitos,

Please, keep it G rated...

Sincerely, itching my boob.

DDear Geico,

If 15 minutes can save me 15% or more, how much can 100 minutes save me?

Sincerely, willing to stay on the phone for as long as it takes.

Dear Walmart,

So, Google and I talked it over and we agreed that you can be in on our world domination plans.

Sincerely, Facebook.

 

 

Dear Mom,

Are the dinner guests going to be hanging out in my room?

Sincerely, then it's staying messy.

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not really an "Auto-correct"... but still awesomesauce:

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I knew those spiders were scheming...

It's my FAVORITE time of the week!

It's time for:

For those of you who are new:

Just like cartoons early Saturday morning ...
When you would get up early on PURPOSE to wrap yourself in a blankie, big bowl of cereal in your lap and watch silly shows till you couldn't laugh anymore??

Everyone likes to laugh. I haven't met many people who don't. We all love to laugh, or smile, giggle to ourselves, or laugh out loud so randomly that the people around us wonder if they need to call for help...

(That last one is my FAVORITE pass-time)

Well I know that I do. I also know I LOVE to make others laugh, therefor..  

"Silly Saturdays!"

Sit back, drink some coffee, chow some cereal, and remember what its like to just laugh.

...like there is nothing else that matters in the world...

Share them with your friends. Keep them to yourself. You can even join in and share what YOU'VE got!

All I ask, is that you smile, relax, and Laugh!

Don't forget to leave you thoughts, questions, requests and <3 in the comments below!!

____________________________________________________

Dear nerds,

I stand outside during thunderstorms pretending I have superpowers.

Sincerely, varsity athlete, closet nerd.

Dear PETA,

People would probably kill less cows if they weren't made of steaks and leather.

Sincerely, just saying.

Dear parents,

Please explain how finishing all of my food will help less fortunate people who are starving.

Sincerely, does not compute.

Dear chocolate milk,

You taste like elementary school.

Sincerely, nostalgic.

Dear verification code,

I'm tyring teh best I cna!

Sincerely, dyslexic. 

Dear world,

How come when people get followed on twitter they get excited, but in real life when someone gets followed it's creepy.

Sincerely, trying to understand.

Dear person who invented hugs,

I bet it must have been pretty awkward when you hugged someone for the first time...

Sincerely, "what... What is this? Why are you holding me so tightly?"

Dear everyone,

Who cares if the glass is half-full or half-empty? 
All I want to know is... are there free refills?

Sincerely, hopeful. 

Dear humans,
 You know how your parents always said we're more afraid of you than you are of us? 

We SO are not.
 Sincerely, spiders. 

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