It's my FAVORITE time of the week!
It's time for:
For those of you who are new:
Just like cartoons early Saturday morning ...
When you would get up early on PURPOSE to wrap yourself in a blankie, big bowl of cereal in your lap and watch silly shows till you couldn't laugh anymore??
Everyone likes to laugh. I haven't met many people who don't. We all love to laugh, or smile, giggle to ourselves, or laugh out loud so randomly that the people around us wonder if they need to call for help...
(That last one is my FAVORITE pass-time)
Well I know that I do. I also know I LOVE to make others laugh, therefor..
"Silly Saturdays!"
Sit back, drink some coffee, chow some cereal, and remember what its like to just laugh.
...like there is nothing else that matters in the world...
Share them with your friends. Keep them to yourself. You can even join in and share what YOU'VE got!
All I ask, is that you smile, relax, and Laugh!
Don't forget to leave you thoughts, questions, requests and <3 in the comments below!!
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The following laughs thanks to:
The following laughs thanks to:
Dear boys,
You seriously can't aim into that massive opening
in the middle of the toilet seat?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear mother of an overweight child,
When your son is 15,
it is no longer called baby fat,
It's just regular fat now.
Sincerely, your family doctor
Dear Women,
If your mouth isn't open, you're not doing it right.
Sincerely, Mascara
Dear dad,
I know I'm bigger than the spider.
I'm bigger than a hand grenade too, but I'm still afraid of those.
Sincerely, yes, it is necessary to drown it in raid
Dear Jill,
Let's just use the damn sink next time.
Sincerely, Jack
Dear guy with the camouflage truck,
Sorry for rear ending you... I didn't see you there.
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear High School Musical,
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Sincerely, Glee
Dear automatic paper towel dispenser,
Is my interpretive dancing not enough?
Sincerely, my hands won't dry themselves
Dear Men,
Childbirth is always going to trump whatever pain you are in.
Sincerely, Women
Dear Puppies,
I will pay you in dog biscuits every time you
help me seduce a woman, deal?
Sincerely, Men
Dear High School,
You have taught us but one thing,
how to text without looking.
Sincerely, Students Everywhere
Dear sheep,
Do you count people when you can't sleep?
Sincerely, curious insomniac
Dear Waffle,
Who stepped on you?
Sincerely, Pancake
Dear women,
Orgasms? Shoot... we can fake entire relationships!
Sincerely, men
Dear Santa Claus,
Please explain why the toys you made in the north pole have
"made in china" printed on them?
Sincerely, Curious
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1 comment:
I have honestly missed these!
Oh, and the first one is TOTALLY from women. I have two younger brothers and while they don't do it frequently, I have seen the mess they leave behind. Yuck!
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