It's my FAVORITE time of the week!
It's time for:
For those of you who are new:
Just like cartoons early Saturday morning ...
When you would get up early on PURPOSE to wrap yourself in a blankie, big bowl of cereal in your lap and watch silly shows till you couldn't laugh anymore??
Everyone
likes to laugh. I haven't met many people who don't. We all love to
laugh, or smile, giggle to ourselves, or laugh out loud so randomly that
the people around us wonder if they need to call for help...
(That last one is my FAVORITE pass-time)
Well I know that I do. I also know I LOVE to make others laugh, therefor..
"Silly Saturdays!"
Sit back, drink some coffee, chow some cereal, and remember what its like to just laugh.
...like there is nothing else that matters in the world...
Share them with your friends. Keep them to yourself. You can even join in and share what YOU'VE got!
All I ask, is that you smile, relax, and Laugh!
Don't forget to leave you thoughts, questions, requests and <3 in the comments below!!
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Dear brain,
Please... you just remembered every line of that movie,
but you can't remember a single word of what I studied for this exam?
Sincerely, come on!
Dear computer,
Please stop being so attractive.
Sincerely, procrastinator
Dear students,
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Sincerely, multiple choice tests
Dear Customer,
I hope you felt really stupid when you made me get my boss to tell you the exact same thing I just told you.
Sincerely, 18 year old girl who grew up fixing motors..
Dear parents,
It could be worse. I could do drugs.
Sincerely, my Harry Potter addiction is completely under control.
Dear The Vow,
If I woke up and a man that looked like Channing Tatum was my husband, I wouldn't question it.
Sincerely, teenage girl
Dear "What do you plan to do when you graduate?",
TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
but seriously, just try to pay my rent.
Dear People,
If you just filled the glass it's half full. If you just drank from it it's half empty.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear uterus,
Don't you think you should congratulate me for not
getting pregnant this month instead of punish me?
Sincerely, frustrated teenage girl
Dear mouth,
That sounded so much better in here
Sincerely, mind
Dear Americans wondering where their Hogwarts letter is,
Did you expect the owl to survive flying over the Atlantic?!
Sincerely, Blame a different wizarding school
Dear Furbie we just found,
You have been out in the rain for three days and have no batteries. How the hell did you just say "hello" to us?
Sincerely, running away screaming.
Dear world,
Youtube is red, Facbook is blue, I'm wasting time on the internet...
Sincerely, so are you.
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Hahahaha! I so needed this today... thank you lady!
ReplyDeleteTater tits and skirt steak had me trying to stifle my giggles because its 4:30 and I don't wanna wake my husband.. I missed these :D
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