...And my was he amazing...
Hmm.
Why does everything we enjoy, always seem better with quantity?
More ounces to the coffee, more square footage to the place, buy 2 get the third half off,
or even buy one and get one free...
Why do we never seem pleased with what we get?
When is enough enough??
I ask myself these questions when I feel I'm being greedy. Hoping that some other voice will pop into my head and tell me its okay to think of ME every now and again...
And it is, no doubt...
but sometimes the things we are blessed with at the moment are meant to be exactly that... for the moment.
Lets take shopping.
Honestly, it makes me feel better. Walking into a place and having something catch my attention enough that I am willing to spend MORE time walking into the dressing room to the dutiful task of trying it on. And when I make the decision to spend the green.. I can sigh a little and feel the butterflies start in the pit of my stomach trying to figure out when is the soonest I will get to wear this new treasure!
But the saddest part?
Now I need to go to the next store to find cute shoes to go with the new outfit.. and jewelry from the next store... One-Two-Three.
There is always a 1-2-3 punch.
And later when I get my bank statement I will come to the conclusion that I SHOULD have just stuck with the first punch... and come back for the rest...
But I NEED It!
Multiples to bring that orgasmic feeling of pleasure back 2 more wonderfully alluring times before I have had my fill......Speaking of...
Orgasms.
One of the BEST multiples EVER discovered.
I really don't care if they are different each time as long as I GET them. Sure I feel bad for the poor stud-muffin gripping his side because of the stitch I just gave him, trying his best to hide his agony and play the handsome card.. I Feel for him.
But O!
What you have just done for me was Sooooo worth your pain.So sorry, I guess.. No, Not REALLY..
but I do feel a little bad..
Does that count?
Oh boy.
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ReplyDeleteHaha! Yes, more is definitely better when it comes to shopping and orgasms! Thanks for linking up!
ReplyDeleteI will take the multiples when it comes to coffee and orgasms - not that one has anything to do with the other, except in my case..
ReplyDelete*singing* "More, more, mooore. How do you like it? How do you like it? More, more, moooore..."
ReplyDeleteoh my, oh my, oh my....
ReplyDeleteI did the same thing to hubby the other night. I had to let him sleep in the next day.
Maybe there's a support group?
Orgasms pretty much are the best multiples ever invented. I also feel not really bad at all for the dude because, seriously, how many times has he probably had 2 minutes of fun and then rolled over and napped?
ReplyDeleteAhem. Agreed. That is all. :)
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